I'm a lucky guy, I recently married a wonderful woman. She has a daughter named Ava Marina, but I don't have to raise her because she is of age. However, Ava insists daily on reminding me that she is still developing and growing. She claims to need a good breakfast every day that is loaded with protein. And she knows exactly where and how to get it: by draining my eggs under the dining room table. Hopefully her mother won't find out about us. I love this lifestyle.