Lady Chelsea Humpbottom is the greatest paladin of northern Europe to ever live in the 11th century. Follow her unholy quest of conquering the land one cock at a time. Will she succeed in creating a empire of whores. Another award winning art house docudrama brought to you by the brilliant director and Kenyan beat poet, Rushi "Soul Man" Carson and starring his wife, the always erotic and philosophical singer, Fran Goldston.